Bill Gates is undoubtedly not as happy-go-lucky and slapstick as the narrator of this parody, but that's exactly why this is more interesting than his real diary. Written as a yearlong series of diary entries, "Bill" obsesses about issues such as his daily net worth, his fame, his IQ, the construction of his humongous mansion, and taking over the universe, plus divulges his lust for hot women, from his wife, Melinda, to the Spice Girls. Entries are populated with Bill's priorities on issues such as the top 10 most powerful guys on the planet (of which he is always No. 1), top 10 Microsoft bumper stickers, and top 10 dates with Melinda. After reading through a year in the life, you can take the "Are You Like Bill Gates?" quiz. A who's who glossary defines the people and companies that exist in Bill's world and a bibliography recommends 20 more books about Bill that you can read. --Cristina Vaamonde The Secret Diary of Bill Gates is a totally cool and outrageously funny parody that details the daily doings of America's greatest computer nerd/robber baron. This full year of diary entries touches on Bill's many supposed obsessions, from crushing competitors to doting on Baby Jennifer to ogling the Spice Girls. The book is based on the enormously popular "Secret Diary of Bill Gates" web site, which has been appearing on the World Wide Web since 1996 and receives over a million hits a month. It has garnered countless "hot site" listings, including Microsoft Network's own WebPick.